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THE DINER AND THE WAITER
Diner: “Ask the chef if he has pig’s feet!”
Waiter: “Huh? Not me! I need this job!”
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THE CUSTOMER AND THE MANAGER
Customer: “Who is that young clerk chasing flies around the store?”
Manager: “Well….he’s our best ‘shoo!’ salesman!”
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The Lamb says, "Baaaaaad!"
MRS. LOAF AND MR. ROLL
Loaf: “Two slices of bread are getting married!”
Roll: “Oooooh….let’s toast the happy couple!”
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Melody: “Eskimos usually eat whale meat and blubber!”
Bill: “Huh! I blubber too! My dad ate whale meat!”
(At least, it’s sugar free!)☺
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Bill: “Hey, I’m having a little trouble with my car; there’s water in the carburetor! ”
Melody: “I never heard of such a thing! Where is the car now?”
Bill: “In the lake!”
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Bill: “Ouch! A bee stung me on the finger!” Melody: “Oo! Which one?” Bill: “How can I tell? All bees look alike!”
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Melody: “You know, someday I’d like to ride on a submarine!”
Bill: “Not me! I would not set foot on any ship that sinks on purpose!”
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Melody: “Children, why are you still standing on the corner? Were you not told to take the 14th Street bus?”
Bill: “Sure, but so far only ten have gone by!”
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THE INDUSTRIAL DOCTOR AND THE EMPLOYEE
Doctor: “Mister, I know what’s ailing you: it’s plain laziness!”
Employee: “Great doc! Can you give me a long, fancy name so that I can tell the boss?”
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THE IRS AGENT AND THE TAXPAYER Schedule A—Itemized Deductions Line 22 Other expenses—Investment, safe deposit box, job travel, etc. List type and amount [...]
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